LOS ANGELES TIMES | ENTERTAINMENT: “A Dirty Shame,” featuring Alterian, Inc. & Tony Gardner
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For Tony Gardner, a 21-year veteran of movie makeup and special effects prosthetics, the request was hardly unusual. "We want you to put some massive fake breasts on Selma Blair," he recalls John Waters telling him by phone. "Boobs that toe the line of decency and physical plausibility."
When Gardner stopped laughing, he took the job on "A Dirty Shame," the raunch-friendly director's NC-17-rated sex farce that came out on Friday. The prosthetic designer's primary directive: Transform the gamine Blair into an exhibitionistic exotic dancer whose stage name, Ursula Udders, bespeaks her monumental physique. "John said he wanted to get these as large as we can -- but not just be boobs on legs," Gardner says.
After experimenting with the size and shape of her appendages -- initially, kickballs were used as stand-ins -- he faced the difficulty of his appointed task. "We figured out the plane in between the boobs , as well as the mass and angle they would lie at," he says. "Plus, I learned the relationship between the fullness, circumference and cup size.
"All of a sudden, there were all of these technical aspects. That's when the fear factor set in."
But it wasn't the first time he had been enlisted to grossly distort female anatomy. The designer's more notable professional achievements include the shriveled geriatric breasts shown to hilarious effect in "There's Something About Mary" and Gwyneth Paltrow's "fat suit," which simulated her appearance as a 375-pound woman in "Shallow Hal." More of his work will be featured later this year in "The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie" and "Seed of Chucky."
To help facilitate Gardner's work on "Shame," Waters' office faxed him pages from breast fetish magazines and e-mailed him websites where he could research the sex performer Zena Fulsom. "She's this English porn star with breasts bigger than her head," explains Waters.
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